Looking for a new coach

Well as of today we still do not have a coach and the way things are going we may never get one. The best thing that I have herd someone say about the Razorback football program is that we are like the other girl, You have this hot girlfriend which is the school that your at and you decide that you want to make her jealous so you break up with her and you start dating a new girl (Arkansas) she may not be the as good looking as your girlfriend that you had but it makes her jealous and want back more so she will do whatever you want. Arkansas has always been the ugly step sister of the SEC but one day we will be atop of collage football glory. ( I Hope)